MOTHER I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO KILL YOU sljdfoailjefla

zan is not happy because zayn deleted his twitter and because her mother took all of her pants as a prank and this is not okay because llsafjewaikfj school starts tomorrow and I haven't slept in 26 hours and oh god I'm dying also I'm really tired and I should've done my project ten years ago but now I'm bsing my way through it because yolo lolol omfg also zAYN COME BACK TO TWITTER MOMMA MISSES YOU okay zan out

I think you need to sleep Zan. xD. Go to sleep at 7:30, or 8:30... What time is it got you?

I know asdfghjkl I feel horrible for Zayn and my emotions are everywhere.

.-. yes because Zayn being on twitter is truly more important than health and wellbeing.

It's not that he isn't on twitter, it's why he left, D8 /sheds tears

And don't even get me started on Perez Hilton.

Didn't he cheat on his girlfriend?

There's a video floating around of him drunkenly asking a girl to his hotel room, and how old she was, but I think the body guards stopped whatever was happening between them. (she was a fan, if I heard correctly.)

But people are hating on him for it, because people already hate Zerrie and ugh. People.

yall are irrelevant lol what

ALSO ZAYNxZAN 5eva gtfo it's canon

xD what's your shipper name, though? xD

so I kind of sort of read stripper name

It's zanalicious candydancer

LMFAO WHAT SNIGGLE HAHAHAHA

Really? Mine is [CENSORED].

lmfao turtle

Zan baby I freaking miss you, get your computer back.

bro my mom forgot about the grounding but I just have so much work to do that it's not even funny :V also there's a lot to do with marching band huff

Aw boo hiss. Well I guess I'll just have to watch the Hunger Games a lot until you can be on a lot. That way I have Jenn Law to remind me of you because you two are twins.