Just a Game to Play When People Get Bored

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

(And so on and so forth)


Lets start!!!

I wish to never go to school again

Granted, but you have become a beach hobo

I wish I could fly

Granted, but just like Icarus, you have to stay away from the sun or fall.

I wish that I was rich

Granted, but you got robbed of all your money

I wish I'm on the honor roll

Granted, but you have to become a crazy person

I wish that I had a famous career

Granted, But you are a one-hit wonder

I wish I was a long lost heir to a royal kingdom

Granted, but you have to be locked in a tower by a evil witch that is guarded by a dragon.

I wish that I could bring my cousin to Spain

Granted, but you lost your map and became lost

I wish I knew everything

Granted, but the facts make you turn crazy and evil

I wish that I didn't have a twin

(You have a twin?)
Granted, but you became bored

I wish I was a centuar

Granted, but you become human every night.

I wish that I could be in Buffy the Vampire Slayer's world

Granted, but you became a vampire and got slayed by Buffy I guess

I wish Taylor Lautner was my Boyfriend XD

Granted, but Renesmee hunts you down and kills you

I wish that I was the real life Drusilla (Crazy vampire chick)

Granted, but you forgot you were a vampire and walked in sunlight

I wish I could travel through time

Granted, but you got stuck in the land that time forgot

I wish I was a demigod

Granted, But you always got attacked by mosters

I wish my hair is beautiful

Granted, but you're face wasn't. (I feel mean now xD)

I wish that I owned a hellhound

Granted, but it kept biting your hand

I wish I had super strength

Granted, but you broke lots of stuff

I wish that I could meet Take That

Granted, but you got escorted out by a security guard

I wish I could draw good

Granted, but you can't stop drawing

I wish that I had gotten better grades

Granted, but your classmates got jealous an d ignored you (Well, that was kinda mean XD)

I wish I could travel around the world

Granted, but you get stuck in Thailand (Hehehehe)

I wish I could climb Mount Everest

Granted, but you got frozen

I wish I could drive

Granted, but you had a mom mobile car

I wish I had flying shoes