Game: Corrupt a Wish

granted, but then you weren't allowed to watch it

I wish I didn't need sleep

ooh that's harsh, pink


Granted, but then you started seeing things from lack of sleep

I wish I wasn't so annoying

Granted, but then you become even more annoying than the previous times.

I wish that I had 500 posts so I could get that rp idea had going

Granted but your rp idea fails

I wish I could live in Montreal

Granted but then it gets invaded by Russia

I wish I could sleep in

granted, but you never woke up

I wish I had puppy

Granted, but its a hellhound and tries to kill you

I wish that I wasn't at work

Granted but instead you're at the doctor getting a shot.

I wish I was married to Andrew Garfield

Granted but then he had to go save the world.

I wish I had the Styx power in real life

Granted but then you got hit in your weak spot

I wish I was a demigod

Granted but in actuality there are seven gods and they are insects and you are the demigod of a cockroach.

I wish I was an x-men

Granted but you power was being a mine 

I wish I would be more appreciated

Granted but you are more appreciated by your dog

I wish I could turn invisible

Granted but you accidentally got stabbed because no one could see you

I wish I was taller

Granted but then you are too tall and can't breathe because of no atmosphere

I wish I couldn't die

Granted but everyone you've ever loved does so you wish you could

I wish people were nicer to me

Granted but then people got a little tooooo nice.

I wish I could date the girls in Santa Cruz D;

granted but then they spent all your money on shoes

I wish I could find my one direction t-shirt

Granted but then you got bit by a spider on your shirt and died o.o

I wish that there was a Maze Runner roleplay site D;

granted but you weren't allowed on it iwishtherewasonetoo

I wish I had muse to post

granted, but your roleplay partner will take forever to reply.

i wish I had mashed potatoes rn

Granted but then the mashed potatoes went bad and you died of food posioning

I wish that I could be Gaara

Granted but then Naruto made you eat shit.

I wish I could make a God character

Granted but then your character was the god of losers and could only lose at everything.

I wish that I was cool

Granted, but then you became hot and died of heat stroke.

I wish that I was a famous poet.