Hades rock

I walk up to a rock and it looks like hades helm of darkness so i walk up to it and carve HADES ROCK
then i climb up it and sit down when the top falls in and im stuck in a pit.


i kepp on yelling "help.... help me....... someone help me im stck in hades rock...HELP"

I was walking outside in the forest, my purple earphones blasting Lions by Lights. "Lions make you brave, Giants give you faith. Death is a charade. You dont have to feel safe to feel unafraid."
well, normally I listen to hard rock, but Lights is an exception. Seeing a rock with "HADES ROCK" carved into its side, I quirked a raven black eyebrow. My dad has a rock? Cool. I sat on it, looking up at the sky not hearing the guy yelling for help over my earphones.

i pound on the rock inside until i push a random button and fall out the back of the rock i get up and ask what your doing up there

I jumped, spinning around almost expecting to see a monster. I took off my earphones and rested them on my shoulders, surprised I didn't notice the person earlier. Resisting the comment 'your mom' I spoke; "Uh... sitting? How did you get there?"