Consequences

where they become an indestructible being

and kill the forces of evil

with the mighty keyblade and the help of

all the demigods from Camp Half Blood.

And all the demigods from Camp Jupiter.

but the Roman demigods got killed fast.

Thankfully a third and fourth camp of demigods arrived, the egyptians and the norse.

but the Greek demigods were the best among all.

Until they were joined by Japanese Demigods who kicked the Greek demigods butts all the way back to greece.

but then Poseidon drowned all the forces of evil.

With a massive deluge of gravy powered by turnips

but then time changed

back to the dawn of time when the master hand opened up.

but his son died

After he chocked upon a piece of bacon

but then he drank some water

When agent Texas punched him in the private area

and he fell to the ground.

Where he rolled over and got coverd in mud.

and agent Texas punched him five times at his nose.

Which not only broke, but shattered, into many pieces and had blood trickle down her nose.

but then she ran away as quick as she could

Because she feared reprisal from the high council of gods on olympus.

but then she fell to her death into a ravine.

And the gods mourned for the loss of one so great, for never had there been one like Tex since Chuck norris.