Consequences

Subject: Consequences Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:37 am

What you do is you write one line responding to the other but being totally weird and random to in the end get a story.

Beginning

On a Monday morning the Emzanists attacked the Moonessliers over a chocolate chip cookie.

Subject: Re: Consequences Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:19 pm

The monday was not going so well, as the sky had turned yellow, due to global warming.

Subject: Re: Consequences Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:47 pm

Jakob, a Moonesslier, secretly took the lid of the cookie jar off, but was caught by an Emzanists.

Subject: Re: Consequences Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:07 pm

The Emzanists were about to attack Jakob, when he used his freeze ray to freeze the Emzanist.

Subject: Re: Consequences Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:07 am

The surrounding trees began to dance around to the tune of '2012' and was aiming acorns at the cookie jar saying it was artificial.

Subject: Re: Consequences Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:24 pm

Dodging the acorns with his ninja-like reflexes, Jakob made a quick getaway.

Subject: Re: Consequences Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:49 pm

The great and almighty, Emzan, came down and had an intense staring contest with Jakob

Subject: Re: Consequences Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:54 am

The trees began to 'ooh' and 'ahh' at the challenge but continued to throw acorns at the cookie jar.

Subject: Re: Consequences Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:47 pm

Jakob was finally able to attack Emzan, and made an attempt to freeze her with his freeze ray.

Subject: Re: Consequences Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:41 pm

The great Moo keeled everyone.

Subject: Re: Consequences Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:30 pm

All except Emzan.

Subject: Re: Consequences Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:37 pm

And then the epic battle began again.

Subject: Re: Consequences Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:17 pm

First, Moo took her fish, a salmon, and tried to slap Emzan with it.

Subject: Re: Consequences Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:15 am

Ezman got hit in the face and, since she got angry, she slapped Moo with her own fish, a dory.

Subject: Re: Consequences Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:31 pm

Moo summoned her army of salmons, and they began to attack Emzan.

Subject: Re: Consequences Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:37 am

Ezman saw the salmons and raised her undead cats from the grave, countering Moo's salmon army.

Subject: Re: Consequences Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:18 pm

The undead kitties were distracted; destroying Moo's beautiful army of salmon, so she sent out her army of rabid chihuahuas to attack them.

Subject: Re: Consequences Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:17 pm

The chihuahua's, being very aggressive animals, developed heat vision by staring at the sun. Making them extra effective.

Subject: Re: Consequences Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:41 pm

Suddenly, the Peace-Keeper of the village, Nico, can down from the sky after being killed by Moo. Nico had taken no sides, and was ready to control the raging, epic, battle. The fish were flying, and so was the fur.

Subject: Re: Consequences Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:31 am

Ezman saw the undead kittys were getting pulverized by the rabid chiuauas, and sent her army of destructive trees to Moo! A tree swaped The air, and it had began to trow it's orange fuits at everyone, including the civillians, moo and Nico!

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Then Fluffy went on tumblr.

Subject: Re: Consequences Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:44 pm

Alex also went on tumblr. But it wasn't Alex...it was Pedobear in disguise! GASP. And he started stalking Fluffers, Emzan, Moo, and others.

Subject: Re: Consequences Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:01 pm

Moo and Emzan went on Tumblr, and were suddenly both distracted!

Subject: Re: Consequences Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:32 am

The all powerful Death began to stalk everyone, including the trees that wanted to get connected with everyone!

Subject: Re: Consequences Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:47 pm

Then Koala tackled Death and strangled him with a chicken from Thailand.