Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you were so dumb people took your money.

I wish all we did in school was talk!

Granted, but then you didn't get any of your work done, made all F's, and stayed in the same grade until you died (I don't talk in school.)

I wish my friend would reply to my text message =.=

Granted, but a squirrel urinates on your phone just as you receive it.

I wish I had cranberries.

Granted, but they shriveled up as soon as they touched your skin.

I wish it was Friday.

Granted, but you'd soon regret it.

I wish I had more wishesQ

Granted, but they are automatically set to be 'I wish for one horse poo in my bedroom!'.

I wish for links in Microsoft Word to be orange, not blue.

Granted, but you got punched.

I wish I won the lottery

Granted, but I stole your money.

I wish I could be a victor...

Granted, but no one cared about you.

I wish I met One Direction.

Granted, but they thought you were stalkerish.

I wish my cats would get along...

Granted, but you were hated all over America

I wish I was a trillionsire

Granted, but you got it all by creating a drug empire, and was eventually brought down and all your riches taken. You went to jail for life.

I wish that my iPod never needed charging, and stayed on full battery for ever.

Granted, but then one day you dropped it into water.

I wish Purple didn't copy my avatar of One Direction.

Granted, but you cried.

I wish Pink knew how sorry I am..

Granted. But then she thought you were weird.

I wish that Genevieve would transfer to my class T_T

Granted. But she wouldn't talk to you for the whole year.

I wish I had the chance to see Janelle Monae in concert.

Granted but she died while on stage.

I wish I had all the young adult books in the world. <3

Granted, but then you couldn't do anything else, but read.

I wish banana dinosaurs were real, so if they are about to take a bite of you, you can just take a banana from then and they will fall into a bunch of banana's. They also will help the hungry.

(I don't have a problem with that ;D)

Granted but they gained up on you and you couldn't defeat them all and they turned you into a banana.

I wish I could dance again.

Granted, but then you could never do anything again.

I wish my dance class will start sooner.

Granted but you fell and broke your leg

I wish I was taller

Granted, but then you became fatter. (Sorry to be mean, but that was the only thing I could think of.)

I wish I had more drachies. ;(

(Oh my god, people still play my game from over 2 years ago. :O)

Granted, but you dropped all of 'em, and before you could pick them up they were stolen (and eaten) by a squirrel.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but then everyone from school crowded into your house and annoyed you all day long. >:V

I wish that I had $3,000 to go to Auckland. >:V

Granted but you aren't allowed in the Coldplay concert and you have no money for a hotel >:V

I wish I was a cactus
With a pink flower on it.
And the flower
Would be its offering
Of love to the desert.
And the desert,
So dry and lonely,
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort.

And the rattlesnake said,
"I wish I had hands so
I could hug you like a man."
And then the cactus said,
"Don't you understand,
My skin is covered with sharp spikes
That'll stab you like a thousand knives.
A hug would be nice,
But hug my flower with your eyes."