Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but then you became stupid because you didn't go to school.

I wish I could get a dog.

Granted but then is was just like mine. (Trust me, u DO NOT want my dog)


I wish my mom was more loose, and would let me listen to hot korean guys XD

Granted, but they got you in jail.

I wish I could get you out of jail Katniss!

Granted but then she committed more crimes and went back in.

I wish the Legend of Korra would release the new episode soon.

Granted, but then your Mom banned you from watching TV/surfing the net xD

I wish I had my laptop with me....

Granted but then it broke

I wish I could move to Europe

Granted but then you got lost and got kidnapped =)) Who knows where you ended up in.

I wish I had ninja skills.

Granted, but they only worked on the 30th of February.

I wish the laptop wasn't so dusty.

Granted, but it was wet instead.

I wish I could get a job soon...

Granted, but you got fired.

I wish I could $100 for my allowance and do nothing but relax as my chores.

Granted, but suddenly the prices of everything skyrocketed, making your $100 worth the current value of $10 and you became obese from relaxing all day.

I wish I could ace my SAT.

Granted, but the next test you had you failed.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but your brain disapeered, and you died (im feeling lazy ^^)


I wish that i wasnt so obsessed with organization DX

Granted but then you got obsessed with something else instead

I wish I could watch the Avengers tonight

Granted, but then you couldn't go to sleep ever again.

I wish I was a vampire like Edward.

Granted but then since some people hate twilight so much, people wouldn't stop thinking of new ways to kill you. ( Sorry, that was kinda harsh :( :)) )


I wish that my printer would just print things instead of eating the paper. -_-

Gran ted, but then your father and mother started eating the paper like your printer.

I wish I could get my own computer and get my I phone today rather than on Thursday.

Granted but then it broke the next day

I wish I could lose weight

Granted, but then you were as thin as a stick.

I wish I could GAIN weight.

Granted, but then you wouldn't have a normal life.

I wish I was a famous actress.

Granted, but then you lost all your money for shopping and no one even knew who you were after.

I wish I could meet One Direction.

Granted, but they hated u so much, they died (i dunno, only thing i could think of)


I wish i could have Baek Hyun and Wookie write my stuff 4 me while my thumb is sprained

Granted, but then they did your work terribly.

I wish my icey cream was better.

Grante, but then all the food u ate after that was so terrible, u couldnt eat it, thus, dying of starvation


I wish i want so lazy, and id make more topics XD

Granted but then everyone got annoyed with you posting too much XD

I wish I could marry Taemin!!! :D