Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it spilt into the ocean when you opened it.


I wish I had 500 posts.

granted, but then u couldnt get a BTC


I wish my shamrock shake woul unfreeze so i can eat it ;(

Granted, but it would shrink as well because it became magical, and you'd get very little to eat.

I wish that my wish would not be corrupted.

Granted, but it was a super lame wish


I wish i could get another sing-a-ma-jig

its***

GRANTED. But you'd have to bring me home as well, along the way, and I'm in Hong Kong, with a calling towards Toronto, Canada.

I wish I could attach lots of subwoofers to a truck and roll down a main street, playing Droptek and Monstercat while blowing out everyone's windows with bass, without getting arrested.

Granted, but some1 shot u

i wish i could get new glasses

Granted, but then I stole them because mine broke.
I wish I had a bag of jelly beans right now, and that nobody would steal/poison them.

Granted, but they fell down a sewer


I wish my braces weren't irritating my cheek :/

Granted, so they irritated every other part of your body.

I wish for a penny.

Granted, but it ate you


I wish i wasnt on a diet

Granted, but you soon gain more weight and had to go back to your diet again.

I had a truckload of chocolate.

Granted, but I ate it all

I wish I had a bowl of popcorn

Granted, but my dad ate it (im on a diet, so i cant)


I WISH I COULD HAVE RED MEAT D:<

GRANTED, BUT IT WAS JUST NOT RED MEAT COLORED RED WITH A MARKER.

I wish that Catching Fire was in theaters now.

Granted, but it was only 1 minte long, and all it had was a box of kittens


I wish today would go faster so i could see the hunger games movie AGAIN

Granted, but come movie time, the theater messed up and there wasn't any sound.

I wish that I hadn't gotten my hair cutttt. (I'll post a picture in the Reveal Yourself place.)

granted but someone died your hair an ugly baby-puke green color.

I wish I had a better mellophone.

Granted, but it didn't make any noise.

I wish my sleepover had lasted forever!

Granted, but then it lasted for eternity


I wish i could move to Hollywood

Granted, but your house was small and you had to share it with a family you didn't know.

I wish that I had more posts!

Granted, but then ur account epolded because of all the posts


I wish i had more drachmas

Granted, but they engulfed your account and you couldn't ever go on your computer again.
I wish you would post, Han. :D

granted, but it was saying that Raven died


I wish i had chocolate

Granted, but it's 100% dark chocolate, so really...really bitter.

I wish I could find better waves on this island.