Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but when you turned it on it fell to pieces.

I wish my character would get accepted!

Granted, but then it malfunctioned on the first click.

I wish I had my laptop on my vacation!

granted, but it broke

i wish i had the time to finish my charrie and get it accepted

Granted but then the charrie ended up so lame, the admins had to take it out (sorry~)

I wish I had Nico Di Angelo as my boyfriend in both reality and here

Granted, but the he broke up with you.
I wish I had my pet rock here with me.

Granted, but a dog thought you were playing fetch with him and took the rock from you and you never saw it again.

I wish school was only 3 days.

Granted but in those 3 days, you failed because of all the work load the teacher gave so now you have summer school

I wish Fred Weasley never died. :(

Granted, but then ypu died, and never saw him again


I wish i wouldn't be so afraid of singing in front of my parents

Granted, but your parents were afraid of you singing in front of them.

I wish I didn't have to go to school because I was super smart and still had friends.

Granted, then you got a brain tumor and died

I wish My hair wasn't so long

Granted, but then your hair was really short.

I wish I can rp with someone.

Granted, but then they murdered their charrie, so NO MORE RP WITH THEM >:D


I wish i was better at making charries :I

Granted, but you were so good everyone hated you. (I can help you Katniss if you want.)

I wish the beginning of books weren't so boring.

Granted, but then the end was boring and lifeless

(Nah, I'm improving... i think XD)

I wish i had better reflexes

Granted, but you had really great reflexes that people didn't like you.

I wish there were better shows on tv now.

Granted, then you died

I wish My drum pad wasn't so bad

Granted, but then you spilled water on it.

I wish May 1st could come quicker so I could get my I phone.

GRanted, but when they said, "iPhone" they meant a phone made of eyes


I wish i had and extra arm 8D

Granted, but the extra arm was demented.

I wish I had enough money to buy a dog.

Granted, but then u woke someone up, and they murdered in it front of u


I wish i had more than 3 hours of sleep -.-

Granted, but then you slept for the rest of your life.

I wish my brother wasn't such a brat.

Granted, but then since his bratness was removed, it had to go somewhere.... TO YOU


I wish i was more sweet

Granted, then I ate you

I wish I wasn't easily tanned T_T

Granted, but then it took forever for you to get a tan.

I wish I was a daughter of Poseidon and Athena.

Granted, but then you were forced to spend all your time on Olympus for all eternity, and never got any friends.

I wish that the sea turtle I released last night can survive. (The odds are against him; his name is Stoopid.)