Game: Corrupt a Wish

(OMG I was just watching that 8D)

Granted, but then u died simply because u did XD


I wish i lived in Hollywood

(I was watching that too! It was when they were at there teachers house. :D Now I'm watching Monte Carlo.)

Granted, but the HOLLYWOOD sign fell on top of your house.

I wish I could go to Paris.

Granted, but you were assulted by an angry Englishman because you didn't go to London instead. (If you get the reference, you are my hero.)

I wish I was in World History instead of US 2.

Granted, but then teh world blew up, leaving no more history


I wish I could be more... charming XD

Granted, but everyone else gaine charm as well, so it was like you never got a boost in the first place.

I wish I had free wi-fi.

Granted, but then a bunch of hobos w/ ipods used it, and made crap show up on ur computer and stuff


I wish I wasnt so nervous!!

Granted, but then you were so laid back that you fell asleep and drooled all over your computer.

I wish that I had wings.

Granted, but they were tiny little moth wing on the back of your hand.

I wish I was in Narnia.

Granted, but Lucy pushed you off the boat.

I wish I could have a pony.

Granted, but it kicked u in the face all the time


I wish i could go horseback riding, and not get killed or hurt, or have any of my friends hurt, or have ANYTHING bad happen to me

Granted, but once you got back you found out your horse had died. (You see what I did there? You never said anything about the horse! Muahahahaha.)

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.

(Dang. XD)

Granted, but then u felt very faint, and u died


I wish i WAS sick so I didnt have 2 go 2 school

Granted, but you were force fed the Grossest Medicine On The Planet.

I wish I had a Babel fish.

Granted, but since i dont know what those r, they therefore banned from teh world


I wish I was at least a LITTLE more popular, and id b completely content

Granted, but people wanted you a lot more popular.

I wish I was a moderator.

Granted, but then your computer stopped working, and there was no way you could get the other mods to know, so they un-moderatored you.

I wish I was done my homework.

Granted, but then you had to do your chores.

I wish I could win a $1,000,000,000!!!!

Granted, but then it was taken away for tax reasons, leaving you...a penny.

I wish One Direction would do a concert here.

Granted, but at the beginning of the concert you threw up and had to go home.

I wish my sister (Greekgirl) could meet One Direction at my side.

(There is NO WAY I would leave a One Direction concert!)
Granted, but you met them as a mob of rabid fangirls were chasing them, so they couldn't really say much.

I wish there was some magic ice cream that could never melt/rot in the freezer waiting for me.

Granted but then somebody ate it before you because you waited too long

I wish the person that married Aaron Johnson would leave him, just so that he could be with me instead! :D

Granted but I'm going to take Aaron for myself and make him look like Robbie again in "Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging"

I wish that I had some superpowers like firebending or something like that.

Granted, but you'll fail to control it and burn yourself... (?) Harsh.

I wish I had my own house!

Granted but then it burned to the ground

I wish that I was famous!

Granted, but you were the famous only in the world of ski-joring. Which isn't very famous.

I wish I had my own computer.