I fight a real-life dummy.

I strolled into the arena. I hacked at a dummy. Expecting his head to fall off, I waited. No response. I knocked on his metal shield.
Suddenly the dummy stood up and attacked me. I wrote the word 'portal' in the air with my sword. A blue-grey gap in the air opened. I stepped through, and I was behind him. I back flipped, kicking behind him and knocking his helmet off. He turned around. His head was made of dome rough grey fabric. White Feather, my owl, kncoked him over and I took his armor off. I then slashed and hacked until he was a pile of fluffing.

(Yo girl! Where r u?!?!)

(I'm here)

Yayz!