Zan
Mega Asshole Duo
Posts : 10035
Join date : 2010-05-04
Age : 27
Location : butthole PA
 |  Subject: The Other Wedding.  Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:04 pm | |
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[15:12:01] @ Zan : I just want all of you to know, you're all invited to my wedding.
[15:13:02] @ Zan : my wedding song is going to be Just Dance by Lady Gaga. xD
[15:13:52] Nico joined the chat on Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:13 pm
[15:14:13] @ Zan : YOU'RE INVITED TO MY WEDDING TOO
[15:14:34] Colby : I'm a bridesmaid for her so save me a dress
[15:15:47] @ Zan : Crispy, Angel, Inan, and Nico will be bridesmaids. Dan's going to be the MOH only because he's responsible. xD
[15:16:05] Colby : I WANT TO BE ONE
[15:16:09] kendall : I LIVE IN COLORADO xD
[15:16:10] @ Zan : OH I FORGOT COLBY
[15:16:21] @ Katniss : Hey Zan can I be a waitress
[15:16:26] @ Zan : COLBY'S GOING TO BE THAT WEIRD BRIDESMAID WHO GETS DRUNK AND DANCES ON TABLES
[15:16:32] Rue♥ : CAN I BE THE FLOWER GIRL
[15:16:36] Rue♥ : BUT INSTEAD OF FLOWERS
[15:16:40] Rue♥ : IT'S MARDI GRAS BEADS?
[15:16:41] @ Katniss : I can serve hors d'oeuvres
[15:16:58] @ Zan : SKYE'S GOING TO BE THAT AWKWARD BRIDESMAID WHO PUSHES EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY TO CATCH THE BOUQUET
[15:17:12] Rue♥ : ZAN
[15:17:21] @ Angel : I'll plan the bachelorette party. :3
[15:17:26] Colby : I want to kiss the best man (only if it's a sexy man though)
[15:17:29] Rue♥ : Pfft
[15:17:29] @ Angel : Cause Dan's parties suck.
[15:17:33] Rue♥ : I'm the Flower Girl
[15:17:35] @ Zan : xD They do.
[15:17:38] Rue♥ : WHo Throws Mardi Gras Beads
[15:17:40] @ Angel : And Dan's the stripper we use. xD
[15:17:42] @ Zan : Angel'll get me the best stripper.
[15:17:42] kendall : GUISE
[15:17:44] kendall : GUISE
[15:17:46] @ Zan : xD
[15:17:47] Rue♥ : xD
[15:17:49] kendall : HOW DO YOU ASK A GUY OUT IN PERSON xD
[15:17:50] Colby : Call dan!
[15:17:52] Rue♥ : THAT COMES OUT OF A CAKE
[15:17:53] @ Crispy Bacon : DIS
[15:17:53] @ Crispy Bacon : DIS
[15:17:56] Rue♥ : OOOH
[15:17:59] Rue♥ : I KNOW HOW KENDALL
[15:18:00] Dave : .
[15:18:02] @ Crispy Bacon : YOU SAY, "HEY, WANNA HANG OUT SOMETIME?"
[15:18:03] @ Zan : SELENE'LL BE THE FLOWER GIRL WHO ACCIDENTLY SWALLOWS THE RINGS.
[15:18:05] @ Crispy Bacon : lol I don't know
[15:18:06] Vincent.Nigel.Murray. : Now I must depart
[15:18:08] @ Crispy Bacon : I don't ask people out
[15:18:10] Rue♥ : WHAT?
[15:18:10] Colby : Dan will strip after the wedding
[15:18:12] Granger : I'm so bored I've resorted to chewing on a Baby Bottle Pop cap... /sob
[15:18:12] Rue♥ : xD
[15:18:12] @ Crispy Bacon : I just internet
[15:18:12] Rue♥ : '
[15:18:27] Rue♥ : I almost choked reading that Zan xD
[15:18:34] @ Katniss : Bacon the innocent
[15:18:37] @ Zan : xD Irony!
[15:18:43] Vincent.Nigel.Murray. : Selene post when you can~ I shall play Sims lawl
[15:18:48] Rue♥ : Kk
[15:18:52] Vincent.Nigel.Murray. : Bye xD
[15:19:02] Rue♥ : Crispy should be the Bridesmaid that doesn't drink
[15:19:06] @ Zan : Bacon's going to be that one bridesmaid who gets drunk and falls in the cake
[15:19:09] @ Zan : Xd
[15:19:11] kendall : TELL ME COLBY xD
[15:19:13] @ Zan : *xD
[15:19:20] Vincent.Nigel.Murray. has logged off the chat on Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:19 pm : TIME TO KILL SIMS IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE LAWL
[15:19:24] Colby : All your bridesmaids will be drunk
[15:19:28] @ Angel : CRISPY IS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER.
[15:19:32] @ Zan : And Grant'll be like, "DEAR GOD, WHAT DID I MARRY INTO"
[15:19:36] Rue♥ : xD
[15:19:39] @ Katniss : Crispy will be the one obsessing over covering her chest and legs and insists on wearing flats and sits alone in the corner playing with the kids
[15:19:46] Rue♥ : xD
[15:19:50] @ Crispy Bacon : lololol
[15:19:50] @ Zan : CRISPY'LL DRIVE YOUR DRUNK BUTTS BACK TO THE HOTEL
[15:19:52] @ Angel : This should be what the Zan/Grant wedding should be like. xD
[15:19:53] @ Crispy Bacon : covered my chest. xD
[15:19:56] @ Zan : xD
[15:19:57] kendall : lololol
[15:20:03] Colby : Tell grant to pick his hottest friend for best man
[15:20:06] @ Zan : I'm making this a topic. xD
[15:20:10] kendall : I'll be the one stealing her razor
[15:20:12] @ Zan : YOU MEAN AUSTIN?
[15:20:13] Dave : .
[15:20:14] @ Zan : OH YES
[15:20:16] Colby : Cause after your wedding I'm having my own party
[15:20:17] @ Katniss : Crispy will be the priest
[15:20:24] Granger : At my first wedding, I almost had to be the designated driver. I was 9 /shot
[15:20:30] @ Zan : NO, KENDALL'S THE PRIEST
[15:20:35] @ Zan : COME ON NOW SKYE
[15:20:37] Shann : bye
[15:20:42] kendall : my dog is sleeping on my p illow.
[15:20:46] @ Katniss : FINE
[15:20:47] @ Crispy Bacon : priest, bride's maid, designated driver, my head is swirling
[15:20:48] @ Angel : So what do I get to do at this wedding? xD
[15:20:51] @ Katniss : CRISPY IS THE RANDOM NUN
[15:20:53] @ Crispy Bacon : oh okay, that's better. xd
[15:20:56] kendall : I'LL MARRY MYSELF WITH CRISPY INSEAD OF DAN.
[15:20:56] @ Crispy Bacon : xD*
[15:21:01] @ Crispy Bacon : wait what lol
[15:21:07] @ Zan : Angel's going get drunk and cry. xD
[15:21:08] kendall : AND THEAND THEN I'LL BE LIKE< 'YOU'RE MINE PRETTY"
[15:21:09] @ Zan : I don't know.
[15:21:10] @ Crispy Bacon : I thought I was now the hermit? xD
[15:21:19] @ Angel : ...But I don't cry. O_o
[15:21:21] Colby : I bet we get one shot in Crispy and she becomes the best intertainment
[15:21:26] @ Zan : ANGEL'S DOING TO GET DRUNK AND DO KARAOKE
[15:21:27] @ Crispy Bacon : OH GOD, I WANT TS3 PETS. ;___;
[15:21:37] @ Angel : YUS.
[15:21:42] @ Crispy Bacon : no man, my family predicted that I would be an alcohol tank like my dad.
[15:24:20] Colby : She is going to leave your baby at Dan's house
[15:24:32] @ Zan : REMP'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER BRIDESMAID WHO EATS CAKE ALONE IN A CORNER
Okay so. LET IT BEGIN!!! Grant's going to be the groom who's all, "jesus mary mother of... WHAT DID I MARRY INTO?!" Angel, Crispy, Colby, Inan, and Nico are going to be bridesmaids. Dan's going to be the MOH only because he's responsible. xD Angel's going to plan the bachelorlette party because Dan's parties suck. She's going to get Dan to be the stripper. Crispy the designated driver and who also trys to cover herself with her hands and she's awkward and sits with the kids in the corner. Crispy's also the priest and a bridesmaid. Colby's the bridesmaid who gets drunk and dances on tables. Colby's also going to get drunk and kiss the hot best man, Austin. Angel's also that bridesmaid who gets drunk and does karaoke with the drunker than hell bride. Dan's going to be sober and letting little girls step on his feet and dance. And then Angel yells something foul at him and they break up once more. Skye's going to be the waitress who pushes everyone out of the way to catch the bouquet. Selene's going to be the poor flower girl who eats the petals. THAT'S JUST PART OF THE ACTUAL WEDDING AND MOST OF THE RECEPTION. More to come. | |
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Skye
THE YODELMEISTER
Posts : 3654
Join date : 2011-06-25
Age : 28
Location : The Stratosphere
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:36 pm | |
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Pip
Goddess of Awesomeness
Posts : 1406
Join date : 2011-06-22
Age : 26
Location : Wonderland
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:46 pm | |
| So wait...who exactly are you getting married to...? | |
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Colby
Elite Writer
Posts : 5714
Join date : 2010-06-26
Age : 28
Location : 42 degrees to your right
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:46 pm | |
| Don't forget the sexy bridemaids dresses, Except for Crispy, Inan and Dan. | |
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Effie
Posts : 430
Join date : 2011-08-09
Age : 24
Location : Narnia!:)
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:15 pm | |
| Can I be the old woman who falls asleep???? :D | |
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moon
Elite Writer
Posts : 5597
Join date : 2011-02-16
Age : 26
Location : lost in the woods
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:36 pm | |
| Can I be the photographer that has to follow you around and photograph all of your personal moments of that lovely (I think..) day? | |
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Ninja Poet
Posts : 1722
Join date : 2010-11-05
Age : 26
Location : IN THE HARSH NORTH
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:39 pm | |
| TABS ON BEING THE EMBARRASSING CRINGY BAND.
#myjobateveryCHBwedding | |
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Nico
Chatbox Ruler
Posts : 5539
Join date : 2010-12-04
Age : 25
Location : your mom's house
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:03 pm | |
| Lolstripperbridesmadesdresses. AND CRISPY CAN WEAR VERY CHURCHY CLOTHES. And Dan's clothes must be able to just tear off of him.
I think I'll be the one dancing with everyone else's dates and has just gotten drunk for the first time, so she doesn't know what she's gotten herself into. And during the wedding she's already drunk, so she just falls randomly.
LOL I SHOULDN'T BE GIVEN DRINKS AT THIS WEDDING. | |
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Erin (Granger)
Posts : 548
Join date : 2012-01-10
Age : 24
Location : Gravity Falls, Oregon
| | Subject: Re: The Other Wedding. Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:28 pm | |
| I wanna be a waitress that keeps getting drunk and giving people boxes of raisins instead of their order. * anddon'tforgetdancingontablesZandeary | |
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