My parents just told me I'm adopted.
I'm not kidding. They pulled me away from the computer and I was like, "what" and then they were like, "you're adopted from england" and I was like, "WHAT." then they told me I was from Berkshire England and that my biological parents were abusive to me and somebody called social services blah blah. But when I heard this I was like, "WHAT. YOU'RE EFFING KIDDING ME." and then they left me and i was liek, 'WHAT, YOU'RE LEAVING ME STANDING?"
but now i'm freaking out. Because I don't know who my real parents are, where they live, if they're alive, what they do, but I'm guessing my dad's in jail, and my mom is a stripper or works at a supermarket or something.
but i'm a brit.
so i guess thats ok.