men are terrible creatures from the deep pits of hell. [ just kidding ]

All of the men in america are either married or gay.


I'm going to kill someone.



Why is life so difficult.


Or they're seniors and you can't date them anyways because they have girlfriends.


and then you find out that your best guy friend's girlfriend is a slut and slept with a sex-crazed maniac in the back of a truck.


and then you see him make out with the slut in the hallway.


and now I really have to pee.


peace out.

Then this begins to Haunt your nightmares.