Hi there, I am warpedTurtle. I meant to make some clever little photoshop as an avatar and signature, but never got to. May still, though. Anyhow, I am a pretty crazy (mostly in the good way) guy. The literacy of my posts should never really be a problem, as I am a proud stickler to my Oxford. In other words, people who ignore grammar in their posts ANNOY ME VERY MUCH. I have a three minute attention span suitable to a fifteen year old, and OOH IS THAT COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE COFFEE IS LIFE! ...Um, yes. That was embarrassing. Carrying on. I am slightly cynical, and try to keep that out of my roleplaying if it does not suit my character, so let me know if I slip up. I happen to fancy that Homestuck, Wondermark, Spore, the Brothers Bloom, Pandora's Star, Regina Spektor, Coffee, Tea, Pasta, and Sushi are a few of the finer things in this life. Except for Burger King coffee. It tastse like tar. No, really, it does. Point of warning: I swing both ways, as such most of characters will as well. If this bothers you: ignore it. Don't expect to hear any more about it than you would expect to about the lovelife of any other RP character. I love cats. I've always had cats, up until last september. I'm running out of things to say. Anyway, I look forward to RPing when my first character gets approved!