Game: Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But they were poisonous Oreos, so you died.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but then your wings stopped working and you fell in a big pile of horse poo. ;)

I wish I was more flexible.

Granted, but you tied yourself into the Gordian Knot, you were so flexible.

I wish I was six feet tall.

Granted, but then I chopped off ur legs so you wouldnt be taller than me (ha ha, jk. and charlotte (or charlie?) ur newish here? hi!!!!! Im Hannah, and im awesome. so yeah. XD)


I wish i could just be a bird. carefree, and in the air. (and if u say u eat me, or if something eats me, or i die, U DIE)

Granted, but then I ate you. :L What can I say? I love meat.

I wish my internet would stop breaking down on me every 5 minutes. >.<

Granted so it started breaking down every minute

I wish for a japanese Katana.

Granted, but the Katana killed you.

I wish it were 12:30 :P

Granted, but then time stopped, and it never got any later, and u were stuck in time.



I wish I could hear out of my left ear (ive been in bad shape lately...)

you begin to hear but your ear gets chopped off.

I wish I was a pokemon

Granted, but then I caught u


I wish haters would just BLOW UP FOR GODS SAKE

Garnted, but then more haers formed from the peices of the old haters.
I wish I didn't have to do my science project.

Granted, but then you had a big Science test instead.

I wish it wasn't so hot. -.-

Granted but then you turned into a popsicle.
I wish I had a private jet.

granted but it crashed somewhere over the atlantic ocean

I wish I was beautiful (yes im a guy)

Granted but your beauty was so beautiful that it blinded everyone else anad no one could know your beauty. (ha)

I wish for a new computer.

Your now new computer broke because CHB is awesome.

I wish I had a peanut.

Granted but then it married jelly and left.
I wish I had a cake.

Granted, but a bird pooped on it, and u ate it, and got worms


I wish i wasn't so picky about what i eat

Granted, but then you ate everything, including poisons, and died

I wish I was dead.

Granted, but then i ressurected u


I wish i could have just one chance to showcase my talent

Granted but then your fanboys wouldn't leave you alone ;)
I wish my mom hadn't invited my Ex over for the holidays.

Granted, but then you were lonely for the holidays
(fanboys? XD)
I wish I had guys falling head over heels to ask me out!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but when they fell head over heels they broke their faces.

I wish I had some more energy to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Granted but then you turned into a plant.
I wish that Legoland won't be boring.

Granted, but then it went evil, and ate u


I wish i had the courage to give the gut i liked that note....