So this is my 1,000th post, and my characters all have mixed feelings. Really, most are good. Still, some of my characters are weird . . .
"No way! That's insane! So I'm making history right now? Yeah! I'm a winner! Any way, 1,000th post club, here I come!"
"Oh, great! I like to be included, and since my mom's a winner, now so am I! I feel good about myself."
"1,000?! Tat's so many! I can' even cownt tat high!"
"This is a time for celebration! Let's bring on the lighting! Wait, now I'm tired! Aw . . . Zzzzzzz . . ."
"Big woop. We all knew I was destined for greatness didn't we? I think we did. Still, cool, I guess."