selene
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 |  Subject: WORSHIPPING THE GREAT ALMIGHTY EMZAN  Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:30 pm | |
| DO YOU WANNA BE AN EMZANIMIST (Or Emzaniler)? Here you go!
1. Stick five tissues to your face with tape. Write the letters E-M-Z-A-N on a tissue. (E first, then M, etc.)
2. Walk around with the tissues on saying, "Emily is the almighty Emzan," for two minutes.
3. Put shaving cream, (or any other kind of cream) on your hands. Then put your hands on paper to make handprints.
4. In the handprints, use your finger to write "Emily" in one hand, and "Zan" in the other.
5. Make a shrine to Emzan. Use beads, pictures, or cats (pictures will work, too) Nothing relating to school. School is bad.
6. Grab a doll (preferably Barbie), and cover her in ketchup. Put her at the shrine of Emzan.
7. Spray yourself with Axe (or any other perfume or cologne) and spray the shine. Then yell "Emzan, Emzan, Emzan," and you're done.
Notes
-Worship four times a month (every week).
-NEVER worship MOO
-Always worship Emzan (and Jesus and God)
-If you worship Moo, you will die from a heart attack.
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maddie ☹
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| | Subject: Re: WORSHIPPING THE GREAT ALMIGHTY EMZAN Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:46 pm | |
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selene
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| | Subject: Re: WORSHIPPING THE GREAT ALMIGHTY EMZAN Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:48 pm | |
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tethys
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| | Subject: Re: WORSHIPPING THE GREAT ALMIGHTY EMZAN Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:44 pm | |
| Wellthen. If you worship Emzan, you will die from Encephalitis. | |
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Zan
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| | Subject: Re: WORSHIPPING THE GREAT ALMIGHTY EMZAN Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:46 pm | |
| Whoa. I have my own coven. AW YEAH. xD | |
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