tethys
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 |  Subject: The Steps for Worship  Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:50 pm | |
| Hey! Are you planning on becoming a Moonesslier? Then follow these 6 simple steps, to worship the great Moo!
THE STEPS
1. You must dance around with Orange Fanta on your face chanting "Moooooo".
2. Then, when your face becomes sticky, grab the nearest animal (or sibling) and force them to lick your face.
3. After, you have two minutes to shave off any facial hair, glue it to a blank piece of paper.
4. Next, you must fart TWICE onto this paper, then spray it with any Axe (preferably Chocolate).
5. Then, let the picture and/or statue of Moo sniff this paper.
6. If the picture/statue's eyes glow neon green, you're done worshiping for the day. If they glow red, you will get one of your fingers cut off by your father's grandfather and you must re-do the worship.
OTHER
-If your great grandfather is dead, and the eyes glow red you die.
-You must have a picture and/or statue of Moo.
-If you run out of fingers, then the toes will be cut, then limbs, then eyes, then you explode.
-Three times a week for worship, thirty minutes each time.
-Your new diet is-- Pizza, Churros, Hushpuppies, Petit Fours, cheese, and Coca-Cola. You can either eat them or play with them as if they are Barbies.
-If you don't worship and you are a Moonesslier, your face will implode into rainbows of deathly bulls.
-If you worship Emzan as well, you will be eaten by Moo.
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maddie ☹
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:53 pm | |
| CONVERT INTO A MOONESSLIER NOW! | |
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tethys
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:54 pm | |
| Yep! 'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm the only one. | |
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Baby Lex
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:08 am | |
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tethys
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:26 am | |
| Fine then. I can worship Moo alone. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:39 pm | |
| Orange Fanta sucks and makes me naucious.
Moo's my wifey, therefore, I do not worship her. >8D |
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tethys
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:11 pm | |
| xD I don't like Orange Fanta either, but I must spread it on my face to properly worship Moo. | |
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maddie ☹
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:47 pm | |
| TETHYS, ADD; "IF YOU WORSHIP EMZAN AS WELL, YOU WILL BE EATEN BY MOO." | |
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tethys
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:21 pm | |
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#Megz
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:24 pm | |
| one of my minions is alergic to soda.sorry but good luck with that cutting and exploding into rainbows stuff! | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:26 pm | |
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tethys
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| | Subject: Re: The Steps for Worship Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:32 pm | |
| I already did my worshiping for the day :] | |
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