Best Things You've Ever Said or Scenerios Of Epicness (or Failure)

[20:00:19] Blue Bunny has been disconnected the Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:00 pm (session timeout)
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WIN.

Annnddddd:

Video on youtube: In like two days, you'll wake up in the middle of the night and be like "OOOHHHHHHH!! IM JESUS!!!"

Me 2 days later: *wakes up in the middle of the night* "I AM JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!"


I yelled that really loud at it was like, 2:30am xD

Well, this happened yesterday, and I only think it was Jess. But, Jess logged in, said hi, and then like two minutes later, logged on again, though she never logged off xD

One time, I was at the mall. I thought I saw my boyfriend, Ty, so I run up to him and gave him a hug. He was wearing my school's Varsity jacket, and I'm so stupid, I thought it 100% it was my bf. "Hi Ty-ty!" I say. He looks at me, and it wasn't him! It was the gay senior on the team. Jack, I think. I back off, then bolt away.

Epic fail.

One time I ran into my mother.

It wasn't my mother.

--One time I was at Target. I turned around for a second without realizing it. Long story short, I thought my parents had abandoned me. And I annoyed a couple of innocent Target shoppers.--