my luck is really crappy

so i went to my first party last night like with drinks and stuff (yeah I'm lame ok)
and i met a bunch of new people so it kinda went like this

my friends introduced me to a bunch of boys from an all-boys school really far away from where my all-girls school is
there was this guy
he was so cute omg like he wore a beanie and a denim shirt (like that kind hipsters wear he also wore hipster glasses that were real ok he actually needs them). it didn't help that he had the cutest smile with dimples
we spent the night together (with friends ok don't judge)
he's the best dancer ever and he's so sexy when he does the dougie
it didn't help that he and i would catch each other's eye while we were in the group
and ugh when he bites his lip >>>>
ha but get this
he's
gay

OH SH!T.

edit: sorry my bad~

Let me feel with you.

I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GAY GUY
THIS IS SO SAD
SOMEBODY PUT A STRAIT JACKET ON ME

DIGGY I FEEL YOU BRO
CMERE IMMA PUT A STRAITJACKET ON YOU

btw casual reminder that certain curse words, even if censored, are not allowed.