Hi, I'm Derp.

Posts : 21 Join date : 2012-10-24 Age : 29

I don't know what really urged me to do this since I've met a few of you guys on the chat box, but let's just get to it because I don't really have anything better to do at the moment. I'm just going to warn you guys: I'm a very awkward guy, so just bear with me if you feel me getting maladroit.

Judging by my screen name, I'm guessing it's kind of obvious what my name is. But for the sake of saying it, I'm Brendan, a seventeen year old socially unstable teenager. Okay, I don't know what to write, ergo I'm just going to spew out random things about myself.

The Percy Jackson & the Olympians series ignited my love for reading. Aside from Rick Riordan, I like reading John Green and George Orwell. I started writing when I discovered FanFiction back in 2008 when I was thirteen. But my first love was theater. I'm an active member of my school's theater club. I'm going to stop talking about theater because I'm going to end up rambling about it and you'll all get bored. I assure you guys, I'm a completely heterosexual male with my 23rd pair of chromosomes being X and Y. I'm a computer geek, learning graphic design and coding online. Oh, and I play the guitar, piano, and ukulele. Currently learning the drums and bass guitar. And, I sing and play the rhythm guitar in a band. I can't bake or cook for my life and I have an extreme fondness of Korean food.

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:42 am

Hallo and welcome to CHB! rofl we already met in the cb but hi all the same~

Oh watch out for the people who like to eat newbies! It has become some kind of tradition, apparently. xD

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:49 am

GRAPHICS AND CODING LOVERS 5EVER. You happen to be on ATF or RCR...? I can't cook either. I also play the guitar and bass. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. Welcome to Camp Half Blood, Brendan! Feel free to PM any staff member if you have any questions. R go on the chatbox and spam Crispy with the question becau- Wait no don't do that. Shhh. You don't happen to be Canadian, right?

AND WE WELCOME AWKWARDNESS. FEEL FREE TO DO WHATEVER AS LONG AS YOU DONT BREAK THE RULES.

Yeah, that's enough caps lock.

Anyways, welcome to Camp Half Blood!

Posts : 21 Join date : 2012-10-24 Age : 29

Haha thanks for the warning, Sapphire. :)

Cher, I'm on ATF. :) Lmao. Thanks! I'm not Canadian, unfortunately. I'm Australian.

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:10 pm

YES THEATRE OH MY GOSH WE ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS, OKAY?

And genius nerd words, yes, we'll get along just fine.

YOU CAN RANT TO ME ABOUT THEATRE THAT'S COOL.

Posts : 21 Join date : 2012-10-24 Age : 29

Sure, Nico. lol Genius nerd words? I'm not really much of a genius. I just have an extensive range of vocabulary.

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:49 am

Hi Derp, I'm Fudge. Oh, we have one thing in common: the inability to cook. I like you. Another thing in common: the inability to cope up socially. I really like you. And the last thing we have in common: liking Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Did I say I like you very much?

Ah, right, all I wanted to say is... WELCOME! Peace out ;-)

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:12 am

I'm sorry, you said that you're awkward, read John Green, AND enjoy Korean food?

I HAVE A FEELING YOU AND I WILL BE FRIENDS. YES.

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:52 am

Well okay we’ve met many times but let me give youy the down low. I’m Cerys, a sexy mo-fo from Britain okay. Theatre and acting is my true love, okay, along with music and Justin Bieber okay.

And here I will ask you to marry me again. Okay, so do it because I love you okay good I now pronounce you Mr.Welsh okay good I love you baby

Posts : 21 Join date : 2012-10-24 Age : 29

Fudge: I like you very much too! Haha thanks.
Crispy: BFFS 4EVAR.
Cerys: Shhh I know that already. Lmfao. You keep insisting that we're engaged on the cbox. And I love you too?

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:23 pm

Welsh you didn't mention me as one of your loves. >8| ALSO I MISSED THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT IN MY TOWN, MY MOM SAID IT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE.

sorry for posting this here but it's the only appropriate place.

Guest

Welcome, Derp! I'm Zelly. I'm in Australia too, except I'm moving back to New Zealand after next year, when dad's finished digging his big hole. I mean, project managing a mine. I'm thirteen, and I'm a guy. I'm also an admin, as you can probably tell by the colour of my name.

I like writing, the Percy Jackson series, the Harry Potter series, Dan Brown books, the LOTR trilogy, the Hobbit, reading in general, Pokemon, making terrible HTML stuffs, and other stuff that you will learn as you get to know me. Like New Zealand.

Hope you stick around the site :D

Subject: Re: Hi, I'm Derp. Thu Nov 01, 2012 3:29 am

Urm Nico is another one of my loves. She's my beautiful American daughter, kay. I love her yess yess I do.
OMG I KNOW I WANTED TO GO DOWN LONDON AND SEE HIM THERE, AND SLEEP AT A FRIENDS HOUSE BUT IT WOULD'vE BEEN LIKE £180 FOR JUST ME, NOT INCLUDING THAT POINTLESS STUFF LIKE FOOD shduajehejjsv

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