WHAT'S YOUR SURVIVAL PLAN??????

lol this is going to show how geeky/nerdy/dorky I am. I guess there won't be stalling it forever so I might as well get it over with? So...


No seriously stop laughing. If the world was to be takin over by legions of the undead, what would you do? Would you start a survivor colony? Cry in a corner? Go solo? Just know, you won't be the last of the humans. There are plenty of others. Feel free to include anyone. And I mean anyone. Your survival plan should start with:

Week One:
Stash a billion cans of food and a can opener. Axe. Num-chucks. Insecticide. Kitchen knives. Hide in shower with family.
Week Two:
Become crowned Zombie Queen. Save humanity by sending zombies to Antarctica forever.
Easy.

okay basically that i live in london and can find anything there, so gonna steal a whol load of guns and ammuintion and an axe and hunting knifes and so on, and get lots of food and find somewhere secure to hide till everyone kills someone else or commit suicide :)

Would have started up this topic myself rofl.

Week 1: Locate a secret bunker (because that's realistic), seek refuge there. I'd bring mostly weapons - preferably blades since ammo runs out, plant seeds, and a couple people willing to go.

Week 2: Stockpile on supplies that I can find, plant seeds, and wait out the disease. Repeat.

Week One:
Hide. As in, somewhere that zombies wouldn't look for little old me. Maybe in a field. In the middle of nowhere. Maybe build a house out of hay bales. But make sure there is loads of food, and have a big protection plan, including knives and etc. Oh. And I might decide to bring my brother and sister with me. But only if they promised to like, die for me. I would deffo bring my little cousin and baby sister though xD

Week Two:
I would probably plant lots of stuff in my field. And maybe capture a zombie so if any zombies came to kill me, and they had any type of sense, I could bargain with them.

Week Three:
I would go somewhere after that. Maybe to a rain forest. Maybe to a desert. I would bring every person still alive, and borrow (More like steal) a car for myself and said relations. Maybe the zombie too.

Week One:
Gather rations (My idea would be as many oreo packets as possible, as well as 3 3 litre bottles of coke)
Week Two:
Find the nearest music store and gather the worst music of the century
Week Three:
Recline to a sewer, using the CD's as kindling, while snacking on an oreo a day.

Oh! Must participate in this game! xD

Week One: Head to the Base Armory with my dad. (If he's still alive.) Load up on what ammunition and guns are left, head back home. Get mom, and all valuables that are needed to survive, including (kitchen knives, dad's knives, my knives, sleeping bag, a blanket, a flashlight, water, light, easy to carry dry foods, and a frying pan.) Stay in house, don't leave unless absolutely necessary. Board up all windows, lock all doors. Hide upstairs in windowless room. Keep food, and weapons in this room at all times. Keep an eye on the outside through windows, but only occasionally.

Week Two: Begin to come up with an escape plan to a possible bunker. Kill all zombies that we can see. Raid nearest grocery store for food, steal a cart to hold stuff. Walk in the middle of the street, keeping self aware. Help people in need of supplies on the way. Keep safe in bunker with other survivors. Ration out the food to everyone in the bunker. Head back outside when necessary. Wait until Zombie Apocalypse is over.