Plotting for Idiots.

Subject: Plotting for Idiots. Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:41 pm

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The Bold Detective
- a crime thriller
by Charlie Charles

Mangled eyelashes have been turning up all over Camp Half-blood and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a rattlesnake, and still nobody has a clue who the controlled killer is.

Sir Charlie Charles is a shining and bold undertaker with a fondness for cats. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the brutal killer.

When his twin, Sir Sniggle, is kidnapped, Sir Charles finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a sticky stick.

He enlists the help of a pretentious slave called Maddie Moop.

Can Moop help Charles overcome his chat addiction and find the answers before the cheery killer and his deadly rattlesnake strike again?

Praise for The Bold Detective

"Sir Charles is the best detective ever. A passion for cats and chat is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but The Bold Detective does deliver an important message about the dangers of a rattlesnake."
- InBoBo
"As always, a pretentious slave makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."

GO. POST YOURS.

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:59 pm

You can call me the best pretentious slave, yes?
Anyways, here's what I got;

Spoiler:

The stupid, ugly town of Fajgile holds a secret.

Maddie Moop has the perfect life working as an asshatter in the city and rubbing with her illegal-magazine-seller boyfriend, Beef Stew.

However, when she finds a chartreuse yo mama in her cellar, she begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Moop family.

The Annual Farting Competition leaves Maddie with some startling questions about her past, and she sets off to smelly Fajgile to find some answers.

At first the people of Fajgile are happy and "different". She is intruigued by the curiously magical burger-flipper at Burger King, Adam Sandler. However, after he introduces her to hard feet, Maddie slowly finds herself drawn into a web of necrophilia, stealing rasberries and perhaps, even serial killing.

Can Maddie resist the charms of Adam Sandler and uncover the secret of the chartreuse yo mama before it's too late, or will her demise become yet another Fajgile legend?

Praise for Fajgile:

"Who wouldn't give up a life of rubbing with their illegal-magazine-seller boyfriend to spend a little time with a curiously magical burger-flipper at Burger King?"
- The Daily Tale
"About as mysterious as finding a poo in a public toilet. However, Fajgile does offer a valuable lesson about not getting into hard feet."
- InBoBo
"The only mystery, is why did I keep reading after page one?"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Rosen Trevithick

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:24 am

Greed, Lust And Perhaps, Even Nudity
- a mystery
by Sniggle

The fluffy, cold town of Camp Half Blood holds a secret.

Avery Cooper has the perfect life working as a sniper in the city and thrusting with his strong boyfriend, Abel I forgot his last name.

However, when he finds a shiny trampoline in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Cooper family.

A nuclear winter leaves Avery with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to wet Camp Half Blood to find some answers.

At first the people of Camp Half Blood are courageous and charming. He is intruigued by the curiously handsome engineer, A Big Scary Manticore. However, after he introduces him to hard cocaine, Avery slowly finds himself drawn into a web of greed, Lust and perhaps, even Nudity.

Can Avery resist the charms of A Big Scary Manticore and uncover the secret of the shiny trampoline before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another Camp Half Blood legend?

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TURTLE, I REGRET NOTHING. NOOOOTHINNNNGGGGG.

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:43 am

Guise~

Spoiler:

Mary's Vampire
- a teen vampire story
by Not Banana

There's a friend-zone worthy new boy in Spoons and he has everybody talking. Stunningly omg sooo ammazzing!!!111!!! and devastatingly hairy, all the girls want him. However, Edwin Creed has a secret - he's a PERFECT vampire.

Mary Sue is a cute , hawt girl who enjoys flying Nyan-Cat. She becomes fascinated by Edwin who can stop rocks with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

Her bestfriend, a HEROIC unicorn called Jake, helps Mary begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the dull, bendy slingshot.

When bodies start turning up all over spoon, Mary begins to fear the worst. The unicorn urges her to report Edwin to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?

She may resist Edwin's bite, but can she resist his charms?

Will she be caught snorkeling under the murky waters of Lake Lockness with the vampire?

[center]Praise for Mary's Vampire:[center]

"Bursting with originality. A cute girl falling for a omg sooo ammazzing!!!111!!! vampire has simply never been done before."
- The Daily Tale
"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but Mary's Vampire does deliver an important message about not having a unicorn for a friend."
- InBoBo
"A dull, bendy a slingshot would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Rosen Trevithick

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:45 pm

Spoiler:

The Energetic Vampire
- a teen vampire story
by Ralof

There's an energetic new boy in Sleepford and he has everybody talking. Stunningly beautiful and devastatingly muscular, all the girls want him. However, Kimi Raikonnen has a secret - he's a selfish vampire.

Ninja Stormcloak is an understanding, depressed girl who enjoys knitting. She becomes fascinated by Kimi who can stop helicopters with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

Her bestfriend, a daring wizard called Jesus, helps Ninja begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the purple, minuscule candlestick.

When bodies start turning up all over Sleepford, Ninja begins to fear the worst. The wizard urges her to report Kimi to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?

She may resist Kimi's bite, but can she resist his charms?

Will she be caught skipping with the vampire?

Praise for The Energetic Vampire
"Bursting with originality. An understanding girl falling for a beautiful vampire has simply never been done before."
- The Daily Tale
"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but The Energetic Vampire does deliver an important message about not having a wizard for a friend."
- InBoBo
"A purple, minuscule candlestick would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Rosen Trevithick

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:21 pm

Spoiler:

Justin the sexy vampire
- a teen vampire story by Welshy

There's a kind new boy in Cardiff and he has everybody talking. Stunningly yummy and devastatingly sexy, all the girls want him.

However, Justin Bieber has a secret - he's a cunning vampire.

Cerys Welsh is an awesome, Hot girl who enjoys singing. She becomes fascinated by Justin who can stop elephants with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.

Her bestfriend, a brave Werewolf called Jaden Smith, helps Cerys begin to piece together the puzzle.

Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the purple, stripy pistol.

When bodies start turning up all over Cardiff, Cerys begins to fear the worst. The Werewolf urges her to report Justin to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?

She may resist Justin's bite, but can she resist his charms?

Will she be caught kissing with the vampire?

Praise for Justin the Sexy Vampire

"Bursting with originality. An awesome girl falling for a yummy vampire has simply never been done before."- The Daily Tale

"About as moving as a cow stuck in a bog, but Justin the Sexy Vampire does deliver an important message about not having a Werewolf for a friend."- InBoBo

"A purple, stripy pistol would be my first choice too. This must be based on a true story, you couldn't make this stuff up!"- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."- Rosen Trevithick[b]

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:51 pm

Spoiler:

Murder in Greece
A crime thriller
by Moon

Mangled eyes have been turning up all over Greece and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a ancient vase, and still nobody has a clue who the rude killer is.

Lily Anne Haynes is a strong and helpful hotel maid with a fondness for old records. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the selfish killer.

When her grandfather, Roger Haynes, is kidnapped, Lily Anne Haynes finds herself thrown into the center of the investigation. His only clue is a crumpled paper cup.

She enlists the help of an understanding teacher called Katrina Lumos.

Can Katrina help Haynes overcome her video games addiction and find the answers before the unorganized killer and his deadly ancient vase strike again?

Praise for Murder in Greece:

"Lily Anne Haynes is the best detective ever. A passion for old records and video games is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Murder in Greece does deliver an important message about the dangers of a ancient vase."
- InBoBo
"As always, an understanding teacher makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Rosen Trevithick

Posts : 302 Join date : 2011-12-03 Age : 26

Murder in Voi
- a crime thriller
by Booyahhayoob
Mangled hearts have been turning up all over Voi and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a assault rifle, and still nobody has a clue who the rude killer is.

Sgt. Avery Junior Johnson is a slim and kind soldier with a fondness for war. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the arrogant killer.

When his mentor, John - 117, is kidnapped, Sgt. Johnson finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a big book.

He enlists the help of a sweet military strategist called John Shepard.

Can Shepard help Johnson overcome his Halo addiction and find the answers before the snobby killer and his deadly assault rifle strike again?

Praise for Murder in Voi

"Sgt. Johnson is the best detective ever. A passion for war and Halo is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Murder in Voi does deliver an important message about the dangers of a assault rifle."
- InBoBo
"As always, a sweet military strategist makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Rosen Trevithick

And yes. I did just rip off Halo and Mass Effect.

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:26 pm

Pip Pip Investigates
- a crime thriller
by Pip
Mangled eyes have been turning up all over New York and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a gun, and still nobody has a clue who the hurtful killer is.

Pip Pip Pip is a beautiful and lovely author with a fondness for writing. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the mean killer.

When her friend, Selene , is kidnapped, Pip Pip finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a shiny hockey puck.

She enlists the help of a thoughtful artist called Moonie MOoOn.

Can MOoOn help Pip overcome her role playing addiction and find the answers before the manipulative killer and his deadly gun strike again?

Praise for Pip Pip Investigates

"Pip Pip is the best detective ever. A passion for writing and role playing is something we all can relate to."

- The Daily Tale

"About as scary as a minute ant, but Pip Pip Investigates does deliver an important message about the dangers of a gun."

- InBoBo

"As always, a thoughtful artist makes the best sidekick."

- Hit the Spoof

"I could do better."

- Rosen Trevithick

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Lulz. Pip Pip reminds me of Tin Tin XD

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:56 pm

OMG I'm in a story!! *feels important* I'm an artist?! *Ithoughtangelwastheartisthere...* but anyway, I feel honored none the less :)

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Murder in the North Pole
- a crime thriller
by May B.

Mangled spleens have been turning up all over the North Pole and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a butter knife, and still nobody has a clue who the irksome killer is.

Lady Edweena Forkface is a fuzzy and unusual flight attendant with a fondness for shiny things. She doesn't know it yet but she is the only one who can stop the cake-faced killer.

When her mentor, Nico Horan, is kidnapped, Lady Forkface finds herself thrown into the centre of the investigation. Her only clue is a fuzzy mango.

She enlists the help of an entertaining ninja called Forest MacDonald.

Can MacDonald help Forkface overcome her peanut butter addiction and find the answers before the dysfunctional killer and his deadly butter knife strike again?

Praise for Murder in the North Pole
"Lady Forkface is the best detective ever. A passion for shiny things and peanut butter is something we all can relate to."
- The Daily Tale
"About as scary as a minute ant, but Murder in the North Pole does deliver an important message about the dangers of a butter knife."
- InBoBo
"As always, an entertaining ninja makes the best sidekick."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Rosen Trevithick

Subject: Re: Plotting for Idiots. Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:54 am

Felix and Logan
- a Steamy romance
by Mcfigglehiggy
Felix Edgely is a Lithe, Dashing and Outgoing Bouncer from Ireland. His life is going nowhere until he meets Logan Shield, a Short, Blonde man with a passion for Dancing.

Felix takes an instant disliking to Logan and the Twisted and Sadistic ways he learnt during his years in Ireland.

However, when a Sniggle tries to soul rape Felix, Logan springs to the rescue. Felix begins to notices that Logan is actually rather Loving at heart.

But, the pressures of Logan's job as a trecherous ass leave him blind to Felix's affections and Felix takes up Drinking to try an distract himself.

Finally, when Distant Politician, Kronos , threatens to come between them, Logan has to act fast. But will they ever find the Steamy love that they deserve?

Praise for Felix and Logan

"I fell in love with the Funny Logan Shield. Last night I dreamed that he was in my teapot."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as being slapped with a dead fish, but Felix and Logan does deliver a strong social lesson."
- InBoBo
"I love the bit where a Sniggle tries to Soul rape Felix - nearly fell off my seat."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Rosen Trevithick

I REGRET EVEN LESS THAN SNIGGY DOES.

... ALSO DON'T ASK ME WHY THERE'S A BUNCH OF WOMEN'S CLOTHING ON THE COVER I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA

ALSO ALSO EVERYONE IS FROM IRELAND

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