So, I've just logged onto Facebook to see if my friend from America was online, and I see I have a message. I click on it, thinking it's just my mother, asking how I am. She's in Amsterdam for the weekend. I see it's from a guy I know called Matthew Costello. I open it, thinking it's just something about homework. Instead, I get greeted by :
"Hey emo slag."
I replied with a simple :
"Dafuq? Since when was I emo? Or a slag?"
To which he replied :
"Since always, you child nalestering wrist skitter."
Then I went :
"Nalestering? Skitter? GODDAMIT. IF YOU'RE GOING TO INSULT ME, AT LEAST LEARN TO SPELL FIRST."
To which he said :
Foshizzle? K FRIGGIN' K? YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS ANY FURTHER?
I hate my school. FML.