Meepo's Characters [Approved]

Subject: Meepo's Characters [Approved] Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:59 am

The Most Hip N' Happening Half-Blood Around

Name: The most Esteemed Mikhail Ashton Dexter Ryland Von Flippingburns III, or simply Ash, ‘Dat Ash, etc.

Age/Birthday: 16 9th of February

Gender: Male

God Parent: Aphrodite

Claimed: Yes

Mortal Family: Simon Von Flippingburns IV (Father) –Deceased-

Years in Camp: 1

Brief History: The Saga of Ashton Dexter Ryland Von Flippingburns III, Part 1.

Born in the year 1995 to the quite famous “Dancing Bear” Simon Von Flippingburns IV and a mysterious mother, Mikhail Ashton Dexter Ryland Von Flippingburns III was quite the unusual baby from birth. Due to his Father’s job little Ashton moved around every time his Father- who was in much demand by the Ladies and Duchesses of Europe who had moved to America- but was too young to care for most of it. The modern ‘curse’ of ADHD and Dyslexia never was a problem for young Ash either, for his Father never was really concerned with school… the duo were already rich thanks to his Father’s night life.

However, even though he was left alone for much of his life Ash and his Father were very close oftentimes spending the entire day together. His Father pretty much homeschooled Ash, sending him to school for the social experience only. In school Ash was quite the hyperactive prankster like kid who was always getting into all kinds of mischief.

Through his life Ash and his Father had encountered many a strange individual, neither aware that the other was suffering from the same problems. Ash never told his Dad because he felt it was all just too unreal, especially in the case of the flying monkeys and the unicorn on the school bus, and Simon, who knew his wife’s true identity, withheld the experiences to protect young ash. However, all great things had to end with time and when Ash was 11 his life turned upside down forever.

Life on that day wasn’t exactly grand for his father either; after waking up staring a Gorgon in the face after a long night of work Simon had barely escaped with his life. Due to children of Aphrodite’s perfume-like tendencies many of the monsters presumed that the person Ash spent the most time with, his Father, to be the real half-blood. Barely making his way down the stairs, still dressed in his seductive and skimpy outfit Simon brandished a shimmering candlestick like Excalibur. The stick had been a present from Aphrodite, and it was made out of Celestial Bronze… the ‘holy’ substance that was able to send the monster’s essence back to the depths of Tatarus.

Thoroughly shaken, as one would be after realizing the rather attractive client from last night was one of the worlds most hideous of all monsters in disguise Simon tottered through the grand hallway of the hotel where he was met by the monster’s companion, the second gorgon sister. Swinging the candlestick in wide arcs Simon did his best to drive the beast back, but his ‘Showtime’ muscles were no match for the strength of an ancient Greek monster who had bested many warriors more skilled than he. Only one thing kept Simon fighting, and that was the thought of his adorable little boy who was just now getting his first ‘experience’ with the ladies at Simon’s own request.

After being used as the world’s sexiest scratching post, Simon let out a blood curling howl and seemed to ignite with a manly aura. Screaming about the ‘burning passion of love’ and singing Britney Spear’s latest hit Toxic as loud as he could like a true Man-for-Hire Simon went on the offensive once more. Sacrificing his body to the Gorgon’s fierce claws and fiercer looks Simon mustered up all of his strength to hold the candlestick up high, posing for glory as light from the chandelier above engulfed Simon in what appeared to be a Holy Aura.

He brought the candlestick down with two hands Iwa-Jima style piercing the monster’s foul visage with the candlestick’s unearthly glow. As Celestial Bronze met monster flesh the monster dissipated into a thousand specks of fine dust and not so fine sludge, coating the hallway in what appeared to be poison. To make matters worse, the poison attracted the Gorgon’s back-up into the fray, a platoon of the fearsome Dracnae, or Snake-ladies. These six newfound opponents slithered in from the rooms lining the halls, and Simon knew he didn’t have much time.

Hoping to blend in with the overall snake-like and reptilian theme that seemed to unfold at the hotel Simon utilized his body to performance of the most symbolic of all dance moves ever known… the worm. As he maneuvered towards the room that held Ash and his young companion the snake women simply stared, small minds attempting to process if this odd creature was some kind of bloodied snake-man, or some sort of spaz… it was the perfect cover.

Simon reached the door and opened the gilded doorknob with his free hand before the dracnae realized what was going on. Their tongues darting in and out the six monsters writhed their way down the hallway at a surprisingly fast speed, there was not much time left for Simon. He barely had time to peek into the room however when his day took a severe turn for the worse… the being that sat flirting with his only son was none other than an Empousa, better translated as a seductive vampire with odd legs. Screaming into the room with all the voice he could muster Simon commanded his son to get away, but it seemed as if it were too late.

Simon had only one option to save his only son and he took it… without any thought to his own fate, like a true man. Flinging the glowing candlestick with all the strength Simon held within his ‘delish’ body, Simon took all the risks that needed to be taken to save Ash. Screaming only the word “RUN” as the candlestick took flight, Simon’s eyes widened as the first Dracnae reached him, taking a bite out of his upper thigh… the world’s deadliest hicky. However his aim was straight and true as if he were a Son of Apollo and it embedded itself within the Empousa’s wicked heart, causing her to explode.

Not sure what exactly was happening, the naked Ash scrambled for something to wear about the room, oblivious to the struggle his Father was now engaging himself in to halt any advance into the room. Turning, ignoring the portion of his leg that was missing Simon pulled off his belt in a movement that could only be described as slow motion.

The wilder women loved it when Simon’s belt came off, but to Ash, the belt coming off was a sign of dread that had been passed down from generation to generation. If you did something wrong, you were going to taste the belt… and it really didn’t taste all that great. Snapping the piece of embroidered leather with Goth-like spikes littering its end, Simon narrowed his eyes as he sized up the enemy… 6 more, and then he could rest.

As the small legion of snake women gathered around him Simon put his very best game face on, with his mustache curled perfectly into place. His monocle had fallen off earlier, but the rest of his ensemble was flawless… the “Dancing Bear” Simon Von Flippingburns IV was open, and ready for action. Snapping the whip from between his manly thighs Simon caught one of the Dracnae off-guard, curling the makeshift whip around her trident. Making an unusual whooping noise not unlike the call of a beached whale, Simon flailed his arms around as best he could and dove into the pile of Dracnae, punching, kicking, head butting, whipping, humping, anything that would get them away from his baby.

Oblivious to all of this, eleven year old Ash, who had since given up on clothing himself leaped out of the third story window and more or less fell straight down. Luckily there was a Goodwill dumpster truck filled with donated pillows and blankets from the very hotel Ash had been staying at, and he landed without a sound or injury.

Ash decided to stay naked for a period of the next five years in memory to his father’s sacrifice, and free floated around America, fighting monsters with inadequate weapons and techniques and teaching himself everything he needed to know, with the unseen help of Aphrodite.

On the day of his 15th birthday, Aphrodite appeared to Ashton in his dream and directed him towards a camp of safety known as Camp Half Blood, a place for people like Ash. Ignoring Ash’s complaints and remarks about how this information would have been much more useful earlier on in his life Aphrodite gifted Ash with his first weapon… a Celestial Bronze necklace that could turn into a sword, Acheimarros to be exact, at will. Due to the Goddesses’ enchantment this necklace did not actually turn into the sword, rather it retained both forms of sword and necklace at once, and whichever object left Ash’s body first simply faded and could be recalled at a moment’s notice.

With this gift in hand and directions registered into a GPS Ash set out on foot towards this new destination… Camp Half Blood. As he entered the immediate area of the camp Aphrodite blessed him in the manliest way possible… Ash became instantly clean and styled with his favorite hairdo and cologne on… smelling like a teenage dream. Several snow-white unicorns with horns that shone pure gold flanked the young warrior and glittering rainbows sprouted from his trail. Ash had also been gifted with a hot pink cape that was emblazoned with the store name Hot Topic, and his speedo was gifted with the design of the mighty and merciless Magikarp. His eyes were covered with blue-tinted sunglasses that had neon orange sides, his hair hanging over the glasses lens. What’s more his body seemed to be photo-album worthy with every step he took, the wind action, lighting, everything was utterly perfect… and to top it all off his theme song; Sexy and I know it by LMFAO blasted from the background, presumably from one of the unicorns. Needless to say, it was one hell of an entrance if Ash could say so himself… a gift from his Mom that was more than enough to make up for years of abandonment, and a great way to start up life in his new year-round home of Camp Half Blood.

Physical Appearance: Sexy (sort've)
Ash is quite the ‘twig’ of teenage stereotypes, weighing only 126 pounds and standing an enviable 6 feet tall. Most of his body weight is muscle, leaving no room for very much fat on his body. He is tanned slightly with no tan lines visible, as if he walked about in his Birthday Suit for long intervals of time… any shallow girl’s dream.

Ash’s hair a black and medium length, reaching down to the base of his neck from the back, with the front reaching his nose if not styled. He styles his hair to the right so that it covers his right eye in what he thinks is in a flirty, attractive way. Oftentimes Ash has done something to his hair such as spiking it, coloring it, or styling it in an all-new way depending on his mood in the morning. Ash loves caring for his hair and experimenting with it… his hair is pretty much the closest thing Ash has to a pet. It taught him responsibility, and provided him with something to place atop his head.

Ash is blessed with an almost endless energy level and stamina that allow him to keep on going and going and going for long periods of time. He is not the strongest when it comes to upper body strength or strength in general; he has more of a Model’s body befitting his heritage… Ash is the proud owner of a well-developed six pack and his body has incredible muscle definition, no matter how little muscle there may be. His arms are rather twiggy to match his body’s overall theme, long and slender with little to no fat and mostly consisting of bone with small yet dense muscles lining the sides. Ash as a runner is quite fast thanks to the leg muscles and core developed from dancing and his overall shenanigans, and he can keep running at a rate akin to a cross country running mortal.

Some have described Ash as attractive, with his unusual charcoal colored eyes and body befitting an Aeropostle Model, but more still have described him as a ‘New Wave’ of fashion, a ‘non-mainstream’ sort of cool. Ash is very partial to being an individual, and to characterize himself he challenges himself to designing and wearing the strangest and (arguably) the most epic clothing ever.

Personality: Oddball
The most Esteemed Mikhail Ashton Dexter Ryland Von Flippingburns III is often known as a joker. Unsure as to whether or not this is a good trait, Ash never shows a serious side. simply because, he doesn't have one. Often being optimistic and looking at the good things in life, Ash tries his hardest to not only keep himself happy, but also everyone else. As a whole Ash is never, ever, EVER solemn or morose in any way shape or form. He has often been described as being childish yet responsible in his own way, playful and bubbly. His enthusiasm and energy know no boundaries, no matter what he happens to be doing and he never acts his age… although what age he DOES act is uncertain.

Fatal Flaw: Party Rocking
Whether he’s been given a choice or not Ash is always partying, and fits the definition of ‘party animal’ to its fullest and most literal extent. Even when a situation demands to be taken seriously Ash will simply find himself unwilling, and unable to do so. SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING.

Pets: None, but has a knack for attracting unusually cute and adorable creatures such as unicorns, dragons, puppies, bunnies, honeybadgers, chupacabras etc.

Talents: Ash is an amazing dancer and this quality transfers over to just about everything he does. Ash has a knack for exploiting the improbable in life, and can often be found doing the strangest and coolest things that none would have thought possible. He also has a nice singing voice that is heavily improved by an auto tune-endowing microphone. Due to the long period of time Ash went without clothes his body is naturally tougher to the elements than most, while retaining a silky softness to it as well.

Weapons: His fiendishly good looks and the oddity of a mind that he possesses, along with a Celestial Bronze Necklace. This necklace is a bulky celestial bronze chain connected to a massive and rectangular stick figure who appears to be doing the running man. Words over the top read “Everyday I’m Shuffling” in turquoise, yellow and pink gemstones. When Ash needs a bladed weapon to fight this necklace transforms into a short sword about the length of Ash’s forearm that is carved with a picture of a splashing dolphin. This sword is named Acheimarros, or Love’s Torrent. Due to the Goddesses’ enchantment this necklace did not actually turn into the sword, rather it retained both forms of sword and necklace at once, and whichever object left Ash’s body first simply faded and could be recalled at a moment’s notice.

Year-Round or Summer: Year Round

Other:

Theme Song:
Sexy and I know It -LMFAO
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Subject: Re: Meepo's Characters [Approved] Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:42 am

LOL MEEPO! Hahahaha!!

Subject: Re: Meepo's Characters [Approved] Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:36 pm

I'm not so sure 'party rocking' is a fatal flaw. other than that, accepted.

Subject: Re: Meepo's Characters [Approved] Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:17 pm

Well going through other people's bios its more plausible than lets say... trust issues.
not to pin that on anybody but there are questionable flaws out there XD
thanks for the approval!~

LOL thanks ftw XD
This guy's going to be fun to rp as 8D