Quotes and modivational words of wisdom... or something like that

Hi! Moon here. So I think of awesome quotes/ modivational stuff sometimes. Maybe I just think of funny stuff. Anyway this is a place were you can tell people about your ideas about life. Or I suppose you could just talk here... whatever works.

Moon's story # 1!!
Okay this is a stor of my first breakup. The guy's name was Carl in case you're wondering.
Carl- "Hey... this isn't working."
Me- "Oh... okay then. See ya!" * begins to leave*
Carl-" Wait you're not sad?"
Me- "I'm not the type of girl to cry over breakups. I'll cry when my dog dies, not when you do."* walks away*
Carl- *silent*

My First Story
This is a poem I wrote. None of this ever happened, though.
Me: Hey, listen to this!
My friend: OK, what is it?
Me: It's a poem! It goes like this:
"Cinders overlay the empty moor,
ashes fill the lakebed.
Now they hear a phoenix song,
From the ashes arise a new dawn.

The fires die out as the sun sets over the once-filled lake,
sadness is all that we know.
The ashes fall from once-clear skies,
when will our new dawn arise?"
My friend: What does it mean?
Me: It's a poem about war, idiot. *I punch him in the arm*

If I did do that, that would be how it would go.

Lol! How did you like my break up? Insperational huh?

Second story!! { in the story are my friends, Kindra, Kelsey, this wierd stalker dude and me! Oh and my friend Brittany.}
backdrop- At the state fair dance! Lights flashing blaring music!! WOO!
Stalker dude -"Hey Kindra wanna dance?"
Kindra- *thinks* "Uh... okay."
Me- *giggles*
-Kindra and the dude slow dance for a while.
Afterwards!!!
Stalker dude- "Hey , I know you!" * points to Brittany*
Brittany- O.O " What? I have no idea who you are!! STALKER!!"
Stalker dude-" You live in a big white house. You have a blue bike, and your mom owns a shop connected to your house!"
Me- O.O {that was all true}
Brittany-"How did you know that?!"

Stalker dude-"I went to you house! I might have rode your bike... It's tire is flat."
Brittany-" STALKER!!"
Me- "You ARE a stalker!"
Kelsey- *slaps stalker dude* "NOW RUN!!!!"
the end xD