Hallo there.

Hey everyone,
I'm Dan. (I'll take obvious statements for 500 please.)
Anyway...
I'm your special admin who does stuff behind the scenes when he can even though he's so totally busy with school work and hates missing things. D8 Fortunately I am able to get on more often now. Hooray for availableness.
I like pie, mazes, books, Inception, random fuzzy stuff, cats, dogs, writing, bouncing, rabbits, evil rabbits, rabbits that take over the world, rabbits that invade your house, rabbits that snatch yo people up, rabbits that make you hide yo kids and hide yo wife 'cause they're... well, you get the point.

I'm also a big fan of art (and am surprisingly good at it), and love photography of nature.
Online, I'm known for being an admin on this site, my horrible typos, my failed comedy, my moderating on a little game called Wiglington & Wenks, my large words (like hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words) and for my mysteriousness. My age is undisclosed. AND IF YOU TRY TO FIND IT OUT YOU WILL BE VAPORIZED. Some say I'm in college, some say I'm 16, others 3, and others 59 (you know who you are...). But in truth, I'm not 59. Really. I obviously turned 60 in September.

Regardless, I'm just another chess piece in the game. Even if I am the king. 8D
Hah, that's really it. If you want to know more you're a stalker. Just kidding, ask me something you want to know and I'll answer any question you want. Except for my age. If you ask that, you will be penalized. And by penalized, I mean virtually smacked. And by virtually smacked.. well, you get the idea. I hope.

That's about it. (Said for the second time.)
GOOD BYE SANE (or... not so sane) PEOPLE.
Regards,
Dan

Hey buddy. Where ya been? xD Love ya and miss ya. My neighbor's house is on fire. Lol. So I'm missing it for you. Feel special.

--Hiya Dan! BRBIMAGOKILLSOMEONE.

8D, I think you know what it means . . . xD hee hee ha!--

This guy is gonna lock me in a tower, because I'm his princess. HIS CRUELTY AND LOVE FOR ME AND MY ROYALTY DRIVES HIM TO LOCKETH ME AWAY IN A TALL TOWER. :DD [ see my intro topic ]

Hey 51-year-old.

Dan is so 43. His prime "Will you help me find my puppy?" age. xD

And at age sixty it'll be, "I have and xbox in the back!"

Dan is being both threatening and mysterious at the same time>_>

Yes, oh the classic, 40 or so year old Dan. xD And ha ha, totally Zan.

He's 51, so right now, it's candy.

Ahh, the candy stage.

Don't worry, it's rare that he's on when most other people are on. Still, he gets on! xD

If he was on for more than thirty minutes the world would go 'splode!

I like pie to! Special Dan! xD Imma call you that the next time I see you! xD

Let's see if I can fit every reply into this one post and reply to them all...

Breezy wrote:

Hey buddy. Where ya been? xD Love ya and miss ya. My neighbor's house is on fire. Lol. So I'm missing it for you. Feel special.

Hey Zan. 8D Been busy as heck. And really? Fire? FIYAHHH! Yes I feel extremely speshal. So much that I typed special incorrectly.

Nico wrote:

--Hiya Dan! BRBIMAGOKILLSOMEONE.

8D, I think you know what it means . . . xD hee hee ha!--

I remember that! 8D "Yeah, I got an A on that test... how'd you do? Oh hold on one sec. BRBIMMAGOKILLSOMEONE. Sorry what was that?" xD

tεthys wrote:

Hello. :]

Hey Tethys! How you been? (:

Breezy wrote:

This guy is gonna lock me in a tower, because I'm his princess. HIS CRUELTY AND LOVE FOR ME AND MY ROYALTY DRIVES HIM TO LOCKETH ME AWAY IN A TALL TOWER. :DD [ see my intro topic ]

A tower? Nah. Underworld? OHYES.

@Everyone Who Said Something About Kidnapping & Stuff of the Sort:
Candy stage was awhile back. I'm interchanging with teddy bears and lollipops. xD
And I can't believe you guys actually have different "stages" for this kind of stuff. o_o

Princess Ariel wrote:

H E Y D A N ! :]
Epic introduction right there, man. Long time no see/talk.
Y U NO GO ONLINE WHEN I'M ONLINE? >8O

Hallo Pink! Yeah, where has the time gone? Outyourwindowperhaps?
Unfortunately I don't have a lot of time on my hands to go on my regular non-spoken "schedule", but I get on when I can, like Nico said. (:

Nico wrote:

Don't worry, it's rare that he's on when most other people are on. Still, he gets on! xD

Very true; said for both clauses. 8D

Breezy wrote:

If he was on for more than thirty minutes the world would go 'spode!

I can't say that you're wrong Emzan. xD It would probably be too much for me as well. @ least I have this time on the weekends when I'm not studying/going to see friends.

Jessica wrote:

I like pie to! Special Dan! xD Imma call you that the next time I see you! xD

PIELOVERSUNITE. The next time you see me will be when I'm running 'operation take over the world.' Basically I'm copying what Napoleon did, except I WILL SUCCEED. >8D Or did Napoleon copy me? Hmm... important questions.

I think that's all of them. Sorry if I didn't address you - I think the kidnapping "@" thing I did covered everything else. xD

Wow Dan. That literally made me laugh out loud. My parents think I'm crazy, just bursting into random laughing right now. Ha! That's my awkward face, which my parents are giving me at this moment.