Crispy Bacon
THE YODELMEISTER'S APPRENTICE
Posts : 1616
Join date : 2011-07-22
Age : 26
Location : 1800 got junk
 |  Subject: Reasons why you should join Cabin 10  Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:58 pm | |
| ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━  A regularly updated poster listing reasons why you should make a child of Aphrodite
Most children of Aphrodite are really ridiculously good looking.
Reason #002
Children of Aphrodite smell really nice.
Reason #003
Because children of Aphrodite smell really nice, the Aphrodite cabin, naturally, smells really nice (if a very potent version of nice).
Reason #004
The Aphrodite cabin always passes the annual cabin inspection with flying colours.
Reason #005
Nous pouvons parler le Français. Ooh la la!
Reason #006
Children of Aphrodite are the second least likely of all campers to die at the hoofs of an angry pegasus (the least likely being children of Poseidon).
Reason #007
Being a descendant of the love goddess is pretty sexy.
Reason #008
You probably think that Cabin 10 has too much pink and red. You also probably didn't know that red is the colour of champions and pastries in pink containers or on pink plates are believed to taste better.
Reason #009
Aphrodite has one badass girdle. Who doesn't want a mother who has a badass girdle?
Reason #010
Children of Aphrodite are often underestimated - but that isn't necessarily a bad thing...
Reason #011
Being in love has health benefits, and who's more likely to fall in love than children of the love goddess?
More reasons to be added...
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