I don't know what to title this, but okay.

Spoiler:

I got this on my RPC account...

I know I'll probably get in trouble for this.

But this is the only place I feel comfortable posting it.

First of all that guy cant even spell friends or likes and anyway It's no big deal really, I mean there are always haters.

Cher, I get that only ten times worse. Ignore it. As stated, that asshat can't even spell, it's hilarious. xD MY 7 YEAR OLD COUSIN CAN TYPE BETTER THAN THAT.

Remembertherescontentthatisabsolutelyunnacteptableforthissite.

I'm pretty sure that anons do that on purpose, rofl.

A rough translation to modern English will be provided by Ghost.

[Chronological order]

You are disapparate, four friends. No one licks you.

[A brief psychoanalysis will reveal that this is an avid Harry Potter fan, referencing the commonly used spell to instantaneously travel. A bit of gibberish is then provided, probably as a reminder that the sanity of the original writer is not ensured. And no one licks you is a bit of common sense thrown in by the twitching hands of said author. Because no one licks you, hopefully.]

Batch answer. My asks, stop running away!

[A bit more psychoanalysis of the two curt but concise statements. Batch is a computer execution of a series of tasks, so I would assume he/she is attempting to communicate that he/she is working on a computer software to answer questions. And this author is also having trouble restraining his asks.]

From those two comments, I don't particularly see anything remarkably worrying, or coherent for that matter.

Cher wrote:

Remembertherescontentthatisabsolutelyunnacteptableforthissite.

I'm pretty sure that anons do that on purpose, rofl.

He is an anon because he can't get past CAPTCHA